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birthday - freaking A
birthday - freaking A

inside: FREAKING A, you're old!

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birthday - drunk party monkey
birthday - drunk party monkey

inside: so, same deal this year? huge meal, drunken binge, excessive vomiting and massive hangover?

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birthday - scientists
birthday - scientists

inside: scientists agree... you're old.

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birthday - DJ
birthday - DJ

inside: No matter how you spin it, you're still old.

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birthday - blue whale
birthday - blue whale

inside: Don't be so BLUE. It's just another year.

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birthday - goddess
birthday - goddess

inside: have a good one, but please stop flaunting your agelessness. it's just not fair!

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birthday - draining vampire
birthday - draining vampire

inside: you've had so many birthdays, it must be draining.

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birthday - plane old
birthday - plane old

inside: You're just plane old.

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birthday - bold beaver
birthday - bold beaver

inside: dam. you're old.

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birthday - clubbing
birthday - clubbing

inside: let's go clubbing and pound a few!

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birthday - soldier
birthday - soldier

inside: You can't fight it. Age always wins.

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birthday - ninja
birthday - ninja

inside: age can sneak up on even the sneakiest of people.

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birthday - bitch
birthday - bitch

inside: growing old is a bitch

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birthday - chest pants
birthday - chest pants

inside: This technique not only slims your figure, it also puts a spring in your step! (due in part to some tightness in the crotch) Plus for the ladies, you'll look like you have legs a mile long! The Old People's Club: Advising old people like you since 2005

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birthday - pride
birthday - pride

inside: at least you still have your pride...

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